Wednesday, December 28, 2011

iBloop 2: Electric Victorious



Dan Schneider should have just labeled this episode: "Watch Victorious! It's on Nick too!" And had Victorious advertisements running everywhere. The heavy signs of advertisement for his fresher and less-watched show:

1. A character from Victorious was hosting it.

2. Victorious was somehow mentioned every three seconds.

3. The actual blooper clips were shorter than the hosting itself, which is a sign that the show was not created for iCarly entertainment purposes.

Want anybody else to check my claims? Ask 90% of the iCarlier's on twitter.

Monday, December 19, 2011

Why Austin & Ally will make it nowhere....

If Jessie was a step ahead for Disney channel, this Austin & Ally thing was anything but that. All Disney wanted to do here was get another pretty face singing songs that have no real meaning and are all about fame and such. Plus, the lead male cannot act for his life. They chose him for appeal to the age group they were focusing on.

Also, they have a boring lead female. Those other two supporting characters are good though. WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THAT NEVER THE STARS.

They just want the pretty face and meaningless lyrics. That is all.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Jessie Pilot

SO I decided to give this new show on Disney called Jessie a chance, and all I have to say is:

Whoever created this show is a fricken genius

Excuse my language but they are. Disney channel has been going down, there is no doubt about that. But this show is different. It's not about some 13 year old girl that has a limit considering she has to graduate and the show will be over after that. At this point, the main character has already graduated! And considering how young Zuri is, she is going to have this job for awhile, so this show doesn't have a limit!

Of course, the pilot wasn't an amazing episode. It was the pilot. I can't think of one pilot of a TV show that was actually good.

So in the end, I have high hopes for Jessie, and I hope that everyone watches it, or at least gives it a chance.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Asian F Review

There were so many aspects to this episode. It made it very interesting and there wasn't really a boring time in it at all in my perspective.

Mercedes
I think this boyfriend is a bad influence on her. She and Rachel were friends, and Rachel was nothing but nice to her (with Rachel's lofty confidence behind it). Mr. Shoe *might* have been a little rude and too pushy for her, people get sick, and sometimes they can't do things. She felt pushed around.

Mike
I loved this storyline. I loved watching Mike dance, because he is an incredible dancer. You can tell when people were born for this and this alone, and Mike definently has those qualities. With the backup of being super smart and stuff. And I loved the dance with his mom. I thought that was amazing. The part where Mike was dancing in the room alone was a little surreal to me. We never see those kind of mirages on Glee.  I liked how they added his father and Tina in the room, though.

The whole Presidency thing
I don't really care about this storyline, I think these Glee competitions are a waste of time. I don't care who wins, Rachel, Kurt, or Brittany, because in the end they are all going to be magic friends singing and dancing.

Dance Moms coming soon

Thursday, October 6, 2011

ANT Farm Halloween

I was suggested to do more Disney shows, and so I settled on this one, considering it was the first one to show up in my On Demand Verizon section.
I'm not sure if this episode has come out yet, I don't pay attention to that, so if it hasn't SPOILERS.

ANT Farm is a small step in the right direction for Disney Channel {every seen So Random or GLC?} But it certainly wasn't my Lizzie or Phil or Zack and Cody. But it was okay.

I saw that the entire episode was simply a Halloween twist on the pilot. I was a little disturbed by the zombie part; I don't think that Disney should be talking about eating people in that manner (also shown on So Random) and that just really disturbs me. Also, no dad would really be that stupid, thinking that a teddy bear was his son. That was just offensive ^.^

But on the bright side, I did laugh a few times, which is rare for me with Disney ever since SLOD ended (WOWP is getting toooo dramatic). Some of the jokes were funny "AH! I HAVE A REFLECTION" Where others were lame, but every show has that.

So, what do you agree, disagree?

Glee review coming soon, I wasn't able to watch it the other day, so I will watch it and Dance Moms tomorrow.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

iQ Review

This episode was what I expected. Not what I wanted, or what would have been the best, but it was expected. I mean, if it was any other episode placement. It would be fine. A funny and great episode of iCarly even. But what was the episode right before it?
iLove You.
And the MAJOR events that happened in that episode were not even recognized. That is what Nick does. It gives us no conclusion. It's not just Nick, though. All kids shows have some major break up or something in one episode, and in the next, everything is back to normal.
It was portrayed as if the Seddie break up never happened. It made it seem as if the episode was for iOMG. Sam and Freddie are not making any recolection to their breakup at all. That is not normal or realistic. A MENTION would have even been better because events like that ARE NOT FORGOTTEN IN THE COURSE OF A WEEK. That is all I have to say.

Carly's Plot.
The guy she was dating wasn't right. He stated that he would not date girls as smart as him, and when he found out she was pretending, he acted like it was her fault. This made me feel bad for Carly. At least she learned a lesson:
Don't date the snob.

All in all, this was a good filler episode, but it SHOULDN'T have been a filler episode. Jumping out of storylines too quick is unrealistic, even for iCarly.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Dance Moms Nationals

Overall, this was not a bad episode. We got to see Abby at her happiest. In fact, the only thing that Abby upset me about this week was her choices on the pyramid.

The Pyramid

If anyone else had gotten second place, Abby would place them further down on the pyramid. OF COURSE when it's MADDIE that loses, Abby decides it's all the judges fault and Maddie is too perfect. Nia at the bottem also upset me. She learned a death drop and she and Mackenzie got first in their duo. Abby just pushes down their accomplishments.

The Parents

This show would not be nearly as annoying to watch if it weren't for the parents. Melissa is all "My daughter is perfect so I'm going to leave her and her little sister across the country" and Kelly is all "You never give my daughter's the right oppertunities" and Chloe's mom is all "MADDIE GET'S EVERYTHING" and Holly I can actually stand.

I am very happy they won, (I felt bad for Chloe but she redeemed herself during the duo), and I didn't not agree with Kelly's behavior this week. Your daughter's lost because you made them leave practice early. Abby knows much more than you do.

My first post

Over time, I would like this blog to gain popularity. I have friends that can get me there. I would like to be the one to review the shows I want, and anybody who wants me to review a certain episode of a certain show tell me at least a day in advance to the airdate in the comments, and I may review it. I will watch almost anything and give my unbaised opinions based on acting abilities and storylines.

Wow, that introduction is boring.

Coming up:
Tonight or tomorrow morning: Dance Moms nationals review
Saturday night or Sunday morning: iCarly iQ review.
Others unscheduled may come.